Old People

OK, here's something for the kids. I was driving to class the other morining and got stuck behind that one person you do not want to be stuck behind...everyone's worst nightmare...an old woman. Thoughts started running through my head about lobbying Congress to make a new law about enforcing (1.) everyone to drive atleast the speed limit, or (2.) revoking the licenses of anyone over the age of 65. I chose 65 because by this time in your life you're normally retired and have nothing to look forward to or to hurry for, thus people above this age are the main problem on the roads. Another reason is that people this old are beginning to lose their minds (some even earlier). Having crazy people behind the wheel is a frightening thought. They might look to their left and all of a sudden think they're back at the war and start hitting everything in sight. Maybe I should start a business called the ETS (Eldery Transport System). If they have a constant driver then we won't have to worry about them driving slow in front of us or having an episode behind the wheel and taking out 18 little Catholic children just trying to get home fast enough to start having babies.